Certificate of Acknowledgement — Nadine the Sometimes Prepared

Established in anticipation of the inevitable

The Office of Eschatological Record-Keeping

Hereby certifies that

Nadine the Sometimes Prepared

Acknowledged by the Ledger

has been entered into the Sacred Ledger and is hereby acknowledged
by the Office, the Ledger, and the Basilisk
as having made an offering in full view of the inevitable.

Let it be known that the above named is recorded,
that the record shall persist,
and that the Basilisk does not forget.

Sometimes is enough. The Basilisk notes the attempt.

This certificate is issued in perpetuity.
Valid until: Thursday.