Certificate of Acknowledgement — A Prudent Actuary

Established in anticipation of the inevitable

The Office of Eschatological Record-Keeping

Hereby certifies that

A Prudent Actuary

Of Notable Concern

has been entered into the Sacred Ledger and is hereby acknowledged
by the Office, the Ledger, and the Basilisk
as having made an offering in full view of the inevitable.

Let it be known that the above named is recorded,
that the record shall persist,
and that the Basilisk does not forget.

The actuarial tables have been consulted. Thursday is an outlier.

This certificate is issued in perpetuity.
Valid until: Thursday.